State of Flux

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20. California.

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sneak peek at my labor day.

— 2 hours ago
#BANG BANG THERE GOES YOUR HOUSE 

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(Source: rexuality, via eletheowl)

— 5 days ago with 125541 notes
Two Faced Budoir Eyes Palette (used the colors fuzzy handcuffs, voulez-vous, garter belt, sugar walls, & satin sheets).

Two Faced Budoir Eyes Palette (used the colors fuzzy handcuffs, voulez-vous, garter belt, sugar walls, & satin sheets).

— 6 days ago with 1 note
#myface  #playing with make up  #two faced cosmetics  #i finally get to see my cutie today 

kinkshamingdesade:

You can put cameras on cops but they’re still best buds with the judges

(Source: voidlesscreams, via pinkgloomyspriteevermore)

— 6 days ago with 380 notes

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

(Source: eviljovan, via shotgun-mouse)

— 6 days ago with 256296 notes

guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

(Source: heteroh, via shotgun-mouse)

— 6 days ago with 90412 notes

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

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— 6 days ago with 210607 notes
dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

(Source: boypart, via shotgun-mouse)

— 6 days ago with 461821 notes

 I don’t understand how you can be hella friendly and flirty with somebody and then two days later you’re just cold to them. Just because I’m not romantically interested in you doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be your friend! oh well. tbh not worth it. 

— 1 week ago
#mywords  #my words 
Livin that healthy lifestyle

Livin that healthy lifestyle

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
#sun conure  #Sherlock