State of Flux

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I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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— 12 hours ago with 104469 notes
Two Faced Budoir Eyes Palette (used the colors fuzzy handcuffs, voulez-vous, garter belt, sugar walls, & satin sheets).

Two Faced Budoir Eyes Palette (used the colors fuzzy handcuffs, voulez-vous, garter belt, sugar walls, & satin sheets).

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#myface  #playing with make up  #two faced cosmetics  #i finally get to see my cutie today 

kinkshamingdesade:

You can put cameras on cops but they’re still best buds with the judges

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— 1 day ago with 276 notes

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

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— 1 day ago with 200862 notes

guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

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— 1 day ago with 90348 notes

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

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dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

(Source: boypart, via shotgun-mouse)

— 1 day ago with 454544 notes

 I don’t understand how you can be hella friendly and flirty with somebody and then two days later you’re just cold to them. Just because I’m not romantically interested in you doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be your friend! oh well. tbh not worth it. 

— 2 days ago
#mywords  #my words 
Livin that healthy lifestyle

Livin that healthy lifestyle

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#sun conure  #Sherlock 

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

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— 2 days ago with 192874 notes